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What Is This?

When I was ten years old, I started watching
stand up comedians on TV.

I fell in love with them and I'm just as fascinated
with stand up comedy today.

When I started doing TV, I saved every appearance
on every show I did.

I thought it might be fun to go through all of it
and pick out three bits each day that still
amuse me for some reason or another.

I've also included stuff I'm doing now, and I'll be
adding new stuff as I go.

Somewhere out there are ten year olds like I was
just waiting to get hooked on this strange pursuit.

This is for them.
I'm just hoping somehow it will keep this silliness going.

JS

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Tour Dates

  • Jan. 27Columbus, GA Buy Tickets
  • Feb. 3St. John, NB, CA Buy Tickets
  • Feb. 4Moncton, NB, CA Buy Tickets
  • Feb. 10Panama City, FL Buy Tickets
  • Feb. 11Daytona Beach, FL Buy Tickets
  • Feb. 24Pensacola, FL (7pm) Buy Tickets
  • Feb. 24Pensacola, FL (9:30pm) Buy Tickets
  • Feb. 25Sarasota, FL Buy Tickets
  • Mar. 2Omaha, NE Buy Tickets
  • Mar. 3Rosemont, IL Buy Tickets
  • Mar. 16Los Angeles, CA Buy Tickets
  • Mar. 17Los Angeles, CA Buy Tickets
  • Mar. 22Shreveport, LA Buy Tickets
  • Mar. 23Baton Rouge, LA Buy Tickets
  • Mar. 30Lakeland, FL
  • Mar. 31Ft. Lauderdale, FL Buy Tickets

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